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"Tim: So what do you do?

Mary: I'm a reader at a publisher.

Tim: No! Do you read for a living?

Mary: Yes, that it. I read.

Tim: Oh that's so great! If that someone else asking: "What do you do for a living?" 
Oh, well, I breathe. I'm a breather. I get pay for breathing. 
How did you get that job?"